Something’s Wrong Here

Red, white, and black. That’s definitely black. And only $27.99 on ebay, in case you’re feeling both patriotic and depressed. Advertisements

Electric Skates: Impending Regret

Actually, according to the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue, they’re THE Electric Skates. The only ones. Because imitators lurk everywhere.

Treeface is Regrettable

This is what SkyMall calls “The newest craze in outdoor decor.” And for the inexplicably low (and specific!) price of $22.99, I certainly hope they’re right.